HI! I'M THE JEEP! I GET YOU FROM A TO B! DON'T YOU WANT TO GO FROM A TO B? YOU'RE AT A! I GET YOU TO B!
I'm Dolly.
I'm cold. And you're all boring. Every one of you.
Hey now. I can go places that you can't.
You mean when you're not broken? You spend more time on jack stands than tires.
DON'T YOU WANT TO GO FROM A TO B? LET'S GO TO B!
You sound like you're crying when you're starting. Does it really take 1000 revolutions to start that engine?
It does when it's a Chrysler engine. Boom!
Coming from a collection of parts that need to be fixed or repaired daily? Stay classy back there.
Classy--coming from a car that gets driven all of seven miles during the warmest months of the year.
You two aren't seriously arguing about reliability, are you?
I'M RELIABLE! I'LL ALWAYS GET YOU FROM A TO B!
WITH HANDLING THAT...geez, why am I yelling? With handling that will shake out everyone's dental fillings along the way!
WHAT'S HANDLING???
Yes, pickup--do tell! What is handling? This is rich.
Handling is what happens when one of you breaks: they drive me.
HAHAHAHAHA LET'S GO TO BEEEEEEEEEEEE!
